Places to Stay

Middle of Nowhere Ranch

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Eagle's Nest Bedroom
Eagle's Nest Kitchen
Roost Bedroom
Barndo Bedroom

Our 500-acre resort features some of northern Missouri’s finest rolling hills and heavy wooded areas. Our name says it all! We are very secluded! Our resort is accessed from a dead-end “double-lettered” highway or a graveled road. We followed old logging roads through our woods and widened them to make trails varied and enjoyable. Our lodges and full-hook up RV sites are co-located and limited camping is permitted within the RV sites/lodge area so groups traveling together who need varied overnight accommodations may still be co-located!

Our lodges are fully equipped to include linens, pots and pans, washer/dryer, satellite TV, Wi-Fi and have central heat and AC. Our smallest lodge is two bedrooms with two twin beds each, a large living room with two sofa sleepers and an adjacent kitchen with full-size appliances. Other lodges are up to 1,800 square feet and accommodate up to 14 people in full or twin size beds or sofa sleepers.

For our campers, a common-use shower house also has a washer/dryer, kitchen sink, gas grill (BBQ) and a microwave. For our horse lovers, a “wash rack” with unlimited hot water is available on the west side of the shower house for our favorite four-leggers!

The majority of the RV sites have either 30 or 50 amp plugs as well as 110 outlets. A couple RV sites only offer 30 amp and 110 service. All have water service and an additional outlet for a personal hose. A dump station is available.  WIFI is also available throughout the RV sites and camping area via outdoor transmitters.  Primitive camping is allowed throughout the area. Free firewood is provided at all sites. We have a limited amount of fire rings provided at no extra charge.

Events and training occur throughout the year.

A limited amount of covered stalls are available for a daily fee. Temporary stalls are also available for a fee and advanced coordination is requested.

Overnight guests may also enjoy our numerous stocked ponds for fishing and depending upon the time of the year, other activities such as mushroom hunting, nut gathering, and wild berry picking. Hunting is also offered during certain times of the year. Rates vary depending upon the season selected.

Our facility is located in north-central Missouri, off Routes 139 and E, approximately 50 miles west of Kirksville.


Daily   7:35 am —
16785 Bear Drive
Harris, MO 64645

Additional Information

Travelers With Disabilities Information
Wheelchair Accessible
Smoking Policy
Smoking Allowed Outdoors Only
Activities On-site
Equestrian Trails
Backpacking Trail
Biking / Walking Trails
Activities Within 10 Miles
Discounts Offered
Group Discount
Military Discount
Multiple-day Discount
Senior Citizen Discount
General Interest Info
Open Year-round
Wi-Fi Available
Group Policy
Advance Contact Required
Guest Reservations Needed?
Reservations Required
Pet Policy
Pets Allowed Outdoors On A Leash
Pets On Leash Allowed
Pets Welcome / No Fee
Service Animals Welcome
Suitable For These Age Groups
Family Friendly
Types Of Payment Accepted
American Express Card
On-site Amenities
Bicycle Parking / Storage
Outdoor Pool
RV / Bus Parking
Room Amenities
Balcony / Patio
Cable / Satellite TV
Coffee Maker
Wi-Fi (no Charge)
Room Rates
Low Rate (per Day) $155
High Rate (per Day) $195
Room Rate Information
Camping Facilities
Tent Sites
Primitive Sites
RV Sites
Group Sites
Campsite Amenities
Dump Station
RV / Bus Parking
Picnic Tables
Full Hookups
Electric Hookups
Fire Pits
Drinking Water